the horrors

src/lib/blog.ts

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+import siteConfig from "~/site.config";
+import type { CollectionEntry } from "astro:content";
+
+type PostWithDate = {
+	data: {
+		date: Date;
+	};
+};
+
+const sortByDateDescending = <T extends PostWithDate>(posts: T[]): T[] => {
+	return posts.sort((a, b) =>
+		isDateBefore(a.data.date, b.data.date) ? 1 : -1
+	);
+};
+
+const filterPublishedPosts = <T extends { data: { draft?: boolean } }>(
+	posts: T[]
+): T[] => {
+	if (import.meta.env.PROD) {
+		return posts.filter((post) => !post.data.draft);
+	}
+	return siteConfig.devMode.showDraftPages
+		? posts
+		: posts.filter((post) => !post.data.draft);
+};
+
+export const getPublishedAndSortedPosts = (
+	allPosts: CollectionEntry<"blog">[]
+): CollectionEntry<"blog">[] => {
+	return sortByDateDescending(filterPublishedPosts(allPosts));
+};
+
+export const getPublishedAndSortedNotes = (
+	allPosts: CollectionEntry<"notes">[]
+): CollectionEntry<"notes">[] => {
+	return sortByDateDescending(allPosts);
+};
+
+// helper function to check if date1 is before date2
+export const isDateBefore = (date1: Date, date2: Date): boolean =>
+	date1.getTime() < date2.getTime();

src/lib/fun.ts

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+// all the code for making fun stuff happen
+
+const flavourText = [
+  "LOVE YOURSELF",
+  "Hack the planet!",
+  "all your base are belong to us!",
+  "must construct additional pylons",
+  "Everybody's dead, Dave.",
+  "Stay strange and be ace -- Yard Act",
+  "I'm a rocketman!",
+  "It's a fixer-upper!",
+  "💜",
+  "Sibelius crashed",
+  "All toasters toast toast",
+  "Trans rights are human rights!",
+  ":wq",
+];
+
+export function getFlavourText() {
+  return flavourText[Math.floor(Math.random() * flavourText.length)];
+}
+
+export function isBirthday() {
+  const today = new Date();
+  const birthday = new Date(today.getFullYear(), 3, 13);
+  const check =
+    today.getMonth() === birthday.getMonth() &&
+    today.getDate() === birthday.getDate();
+  console.log(check);
+  return check;
+}
+
+

src/lib/metadata.ts

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+import conf from "~/site.config";
+// todo: add blog detection
+
+export const titleConstructor = (title: string) => {
+  if (!title) return conf.siteName;
+  return `${title} | ${conf.siteName}`;
+};
+
+export const descriptionConstructor = (description: string) => {
+  if (!description) return conf.description;
+  return `${description}`;
+};
+
+export const noteTitleConstructor = (title: string, date: Date) => {
+  if (title) return title;
+  return `A note from ${date.toLocaleDateString()}`;
+};